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Weren't you paying attention before? Kids these days. Did you forget to take your pills today or something? Why are you still reading this? I'm just going to keep insulting you. If you're still reading this you're obviously a masochist. It doesn't matter, I'm not giving you my e-mail address again, you're just going to have to dig deep in that little brain of yours and see if you can't figure out how to reach my home page again. I'll give you a hint: If you're holding mayonaise you're headed in the wrong direction. Hopefully you've stopped reading this because I've run out of things to talk about... dum dum dee dum dum dum. Still reading? You really need to get a life.

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